APL - Automatic People Locator

Here’s where all the Religious Right start renouncing me as the Anti-Christ. And here’s where I tell them that I DON’T CARE!!!!

There are enough unknowns in this world (why is the sky blue, how did the Cardinals make it to the post season 2 years in a row, etc) without having to wonder who or where somebody is. There are certain sacrifices that have to be made for the safety and security for all the Commoners in Commonland.

My solution is to instate a mandatory APL (Automatic People Locator). This will be a microchip surgically implanted somewhere in the body, that doesn’t require gratuitous nudity to access (probably the hand or forearm), that will not only identify who the person is, but medical history, criminal history, emergency contact and also where they are at or where they have been anywhere within the kingdom. As previously stated, if you don’t want to work for the greater good, please feel free to get a one way ticket to anywhere in the world form the treasury. It’s not like we are going to be watching everything you are doing or even keeping track of the places you go. It’s kind of like the internet. “The Man” doesn’t keep track of where you’ve been on the internet unless you have been somewhere you are not supposed to be.

It is very important that you remember this decree as I will be referring to it frequently in upcoming postings. There are just so many problems that can be resolved by knowing where and who did what & when.

As with previous posts, please keep in mind that this is just a small piece of a much larger whole. You have to see the complete work in order to appreciate the artist.

Your Supreme Ruler

King Common